strunken

The Dutch word for being drunk and stoned together, the only country in the world that has a definition of both activities in one word.

"Oh Nancy, I'm so strunken right now!!"

by Action Jackson 2009 February 4, 2009

Strungent

A state of mental unrest, anxiety, and distress. Coined by skateboarders in Covina California.

Man, I feel so dam strungent.

by N/A,,, October 18, 2010

Strunked

Stoned and drunk at the same time

After all that weed and beer, i was really strunked

by Chris man May 21, 2005

shrunken man

A man who has shrunken down to a small size. It is usually a sexual fetish where the shrunken man is taken advantage of by a larger woman (or women).

Angela and Kelly had a threesome with their 2 inch pet shrunken man the other night.

by shrunken man lover December 22, 2007

shrunken woman

A woman who has been shrunk down to a lesser height. The concept is often invoked for fetish pornographic purposes, wherein the shrunken woman is taken advantage of by the much larger man.

*zap* "get in my pants, you shrunken woman!"

by bigblackhole June 18, 2006

stronken

adj: To be both drunk and high, from Dutch slang.

"I got so stronken last night, I must have smoked 3 joints and had 6 beers"

by cribbage May 18, 2003

Shrunken soldier

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

by Ryder "Danger" Sturt December 13, 2008