Öats 

Brother is in possesion of them. But he can't give you NO ÖATS

Younger brother:I have few öats brother... I'm quite famished... may I have some öats brother?

Older brother:NO ÖATS

Öats by I_like_dank_memes February 20, 2017

oats 

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

oats by robotHouse February 12, 2008

Oats 

The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.

Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing

Oats by öat January 17, 2017

oats 

Noun.

1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.

2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g

1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"

2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"

oats by BroonBear May 17, 2010

oats 

Oats- feelin ya self, big headed, ego

"you must really be feelin your oats today"

oats by JaeAnna April 15, 2004

OATS 

Abbreviation for Over Active Taint Syndrome, excesive sweating inbetween your balls and asshole.

I had a bad case of oats so i wiped it with my hand and rubbed it in kevins mouth.

OATS by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

oats 

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

oats by Oats January 26, 2004