OATS

Abbreviation for Over Active Taint Syndrome, excesive sweating inbetween your balls and asshole.

I had a bad case of oats so i wiped it with my hand and rubbed it in kevins mouth.

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

OATS

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

by Xtoff December 09, 2008

oat

of all time, goat = greatest of all time, oat = of all time

Kanye west has the best discography oat

by HSWHWNHS January 23, 2022

oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

by robotHouse February 13, 2008

Oats

The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.

Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing

by öat January 18, 2017

oats

Noun.

1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.

2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g

1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"

2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"

by BroonBear May 17, 2010

Oat

Slang term for money, similar to paper.

"Yo we hustle at the box factory to get that oat!"

by VG4life October 19, 2012