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oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

by robotHouse February 12, 2008