samtheman4808's definitions

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

cock meat sandwitch

what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock

the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob

by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008

squashhead

a person of the mental handicaped discription who requirs the use of a helmet

stop being a fuckin squashhead!!!

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

OATS

Abbreviation for Over Active Taint Syndrome, excesive sweating inbetween your balls and asshole.

I had a bad case of oats so i wiped it with my hand and rubbed it in kevins mouth.

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

buttsex man

a super hero who uses ass fucking to stop criminals

thief: hey whats that noise?
BS man: stop for i am buttsex man
theif: oh my god ill never steal again
BS man: i know you wont
theif: aaaaahhhhhhhhh i need some lube

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008