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an expression of being surprised.
Dan: Yo man I can't believe I got an A on that test.
Fred: Screw you i got a F and now i got to give handjobs in the bathroom for money because I will never graduate and I will become a bum.
Dan: =0
=0 by Pauleeezy March 12, 2008
The face made by a hockey fan when he sees an attractive Canadian player.
=0! Sid the Kid is so dreamy! =0! I wish he was on my team! =0!
=0! by ZakE AKA Sid lover December 18, 2010

69 - 8=D = (0) 

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
69 - 8=D = (0) by A7X forever September 16, 2010

=\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz

=\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz You are so incredibly bored. Go back to [work.
If you are trying to find a new definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.

It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win

=_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| 

Congrats! You typed a word you will never use again and that will be completly useless in your life! Like honstly what level of bordom did you have to get to to type everything on your keyboard but swiching between no shift and then shift! Like how board were you! Well you should probly get back to what your sopost to be doing......

But I bet you won't.....
O and btw have fun never useing =_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| in a sentace!
Mat's happy smilie. This is Mat's own personal version of :)
Mat: =:0) yay! Gay Bar is on!
=:0) by Chasity September 5, 2003
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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