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Mat's happy smilie. This is Mat's own personal version of :)
Mat: =:0) yay! Gay Bar is on!
=:0) by Chasity September 5, 2003
Words you can keep
Mat's sad smilie. Mat's own personal version of :(
mat: =:0( awww there's nothing left to set on fire
=:0( by Chasity September 5, 2003

=\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz

=\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz You are so incredibly bored. Go back to work. If you are trying to find a new [definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.

It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win

=_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| 

Congrats! You typed a word you will never use again and that will be completly useless in your life! Like honstly what level of bordom did you have to get to to type everything on your keyboard but swiching between no shift and then shift! Like how board were you! Well you should probly get back to what your sopost to be doing......

But I bet you won't.....
O and btw have fun never useing =_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| in a sentace!

\=]-'[0;p9lo8ki7ju6hy5gt4fr3de2sw1aq 

you are unique if you typed this but not the first
if you want to confuse a friend type \=]-'0;p9lo8ki7ju6hy5gt4fr3de2sw1aq they'll be [questioning your sanity for sure

69 - 8=D = (0) 

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
69 - 8=D = (0) by A7X forever September 16, 2010
When some tries to assert some athlete is better than another. Send a response that each is without a championship.
W: hurts > fields
B: 0 = 0
0 = 0 by anonymous November 22, 2023
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