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You are so incredibly bored.
Go back to work.
If you are trying to find a new [definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.
It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/[k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/[k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win
=\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz by Gamerminecraft2000 April 5, 2022
=_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz|
Congrats! You typed a word you will never use again and that will be completly useless in your life! Like honstly what level of bordom did you have to get to to type everything on your keyboard but swiching between no shift and then shift! Like how board were you! Well you should probly get back to what your sopost to be doing......
But I bet you won't.....
But I bet you won't.....
=_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| by ~Night~ May 18, 2022
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\=]-'[0;p9lo8ki7ju6hy5gt4fr3de2sw1aq by \=]-'[0;p9lo8ki7ju6hy5gt4fr3de April 21, 2022
69 - 8=D = (0)
It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
69 - 8=D = (0) by A7X forever September 16, 2010
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