Weed 

A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.

Weed exists

Weed by Lluma July 26, 2021

Weed 

Weed

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Weed by Nagito’s ballsack April 26, 2021

Weed 

Weed, Some drug that people search up on the Urban Dictionary to find different meanings of and waste their time. We know what it is.

1: Got some weed?
2: What’s that? Ima search it up on the Urban Dictionary to be cool!
1: Smh

Weed by Buddha’s Messenger June 26, 2018

Weed 

drug

Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.

Weed by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021

Weed 

A lower class drug smoked by people who have realised that life is short, why not enjoy it?
A lot of the definitions here are bull shit, saying that weed rots your brain, and you become a drooling idiot.
I have been a "stoner" for just over 5 years now, and have noticed no difference in my brain activity, have had no problem becoming a grade 1 computer engineer, earning £65,000 per annum, and have generally been able to enjoy my life.
You pathetic people saying it's a "loser" thing to do, need to grow up, and begin to live :)

Weed is the key to an enjoyable lifestyle.

Weed by c4rlz September 18, 2006

Weed 

Why Drink And Drive When You Can Chong And Fly?

Fo Shizzle My Nizzles (And Wizzles!)

Weed by CalCom July 20, 2003

weed 

An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!

"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg

weed by deathtobees October 2, 2004