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Breme
Breme by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021
Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.
Weed by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021
The 8th number, 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7, Yes its the 8th.

And No, I wont count minus numbers or decimals.
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: Hey

7
7 by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021

Joanna C Makuchi 

A Kahoot name that sounds like "Do you wanna see my coochie?"
Guy 1: Whats your Kahoot name? Mine's Ben dover

Guy 2: Mines Joanna C Makuchi
Joanna C Makuchi by MaximusIsHereNow September 7, 2020

1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0. 

You're really, really, REALLY, REEEAAAAALY bored and you have typed in every qwerty combinations except for for the top button to the bottom to type 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: Im soooooo bored

Guy 2: Type 1234567890 into urban dictionary

Guy 1: Done that Guy 2: 1029384756? Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 0192837465? Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qwertyuiop?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: poiuytrewq?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: 0987654321poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

Guy 1: Done that

Guy 2: Ohhhhhhhhh try 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: You're a genius.

Shawty's like a melody in my head 

that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"

1234567890 

Good job, Your so bored.
Hehe, I'm at school and so bored so imma type up 1234567890
1234567890 by MaximusIsHereNow August 17, 2020