You're really, really, REALLY, REEEAAAAALY bored and you have typed in every qwerty combinations except for for the top button to the bottom to type 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: Im soooooo bored
Guy 2: Type 1234567890 into urban dictionary
Guy 1: Done that Guy 2: 1029384756? Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 0192837465? Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qwertyuiop?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: poiuytrewq?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 0987654321poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: Ohhhhhhhhh try 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: You're a genius.
Guy 2: Type 1234567890 into urban dictionary
Guy 1: Done that Guy 2: 1029384756? Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 0192837465? Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qwertyuiop?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: poiuytrewq?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: 0987654321poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
Guy 1: Done that
Guy 2: Ohhhhhhhhh try 1z2x3c4v6b7n8m9,0.
Guy 1: You're a genius.
by MaximusIsHereNow August 24, 2020
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out, got me singing like " Na na na na" Everyday, Its like my ipods stuck on replay "re - ouuu - ou- ou - ou - ou-ou-ou-ou"
by MaximusIsHereNow August 23, 2020
by MaximusIsHereNow September 08, 2020
Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*
Weed. Yeah.
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*
Weed. Yeah.
by MaximusIsHereNow May 19, 2021
Are you really that bored?
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
by MaximusIsHereNow August 18, 2020