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Holdo Maneuver

When you fuck over all of your enemies along with yourself. A kamikaze attack against the whole army instead of just a part of it.
I think we’re gonna need to pull a Holdo Maneuver to win this.”
by Lluma June 8, 2021
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Weed

A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.
Weed exists
by Lluma July 26, 2021
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A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.
I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”
by Lluma June 9, 2021
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Disney

A hellspawn company created by Satan himself to create assembly line whimsy and to buy and ruin all of our favorite movie franchises.
Have you heard about Disney buying Star Wars?”
“Yeah, hopefully they’ll produce better movies with a bigger budget.”

Years later
“Why did we think this would be good?”
“I don’t fucking know!”
by Lluma June 8, 2021
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Schnitzel

ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz
by Lluma July 6, 2021
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