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(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.
Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.
by Ben Franklin's Dick August 05, 2009
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The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'
Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.
by the Crusty Crab May 29, 2015
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The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.
George W. Bush was caught in his Texas estate weed-whacking during the 9/11 tragedy.
by BDog31 August 14, 2011
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The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.
After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!
by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015
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An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.
Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?
by MegaMarc September 24, 2016
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