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A horse sitting on a balcony that became a meme. (and tbh I don't understand it)
juan.
Juan by amogusamoguseverywhere June 15, 2021
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Juan it's so large
Juan by Big ass booty October 9, 2016
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Juan is a attractive cute boy.His good looks make you go crazy for him.He loves telling you how much he loves you and misses you each day.He will kill a nigga for you.He makes you think that dating him is too good to be true.He takes hours to answer which give you serious trust issues and kills you inside.But you know you can’t breakup with him because you love him dearly or maybe you just like him a lot.
Juan makes me feel butterflies in my stomach or maybe that’s just pain I feel cause I can’t stop thinking about him maybe cheating on me
Juan by BeeBunkBoi June 30, 2018
Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!
Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
Juan by Megan <3s U! November 16, 2011
A 15 dimensional horse that appears in random high places in photos
Aka: THE ELEVATED ONE
Bruh: damn, look at Juan standing up there
Four simple words. Best guy out there. He's one of the most amazing guy out there. He's adorable,cute, dorky, can be the sweetest guy, and just plain hot. If you happen to meet someone like him you should consider yourself an extremely lucky girl. He's a person you will and can call your best friend, he will always be there and will go through so many obstacles just to stay with you, and that's what makes him even more great as a person. He is perfect. He can be gentle and will always have that sexy side to him that will make you fall madly in love with him. Juan will make your bad day into a great day with just one simple smile from him. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that matters. No matter what, he's worth sticking to in any situation. I know I am and I will. <3
Juan is such a gentle guy.
I'm in love with Juan
Juan by JayyyJayyy1009 December 9, 2012
This is the sexiest type of nigga you can find anywhere. If you find a juan, and your name is Rosa, send nudes.
I saw juan the other day, so i decided to send him nudes
Juan by Rumpleforsekin December 19, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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