Juancho in
Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically
Hercules if he had a chancla
trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his
right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the
power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks...
Philip.