[intell]

Information or more information then previously given.

I need some intell about the party we are having tonight.

by oskarv September 21, 2007

Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.

Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.

by iamadottedline August 20, 2012

super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

intel uhd

shitty intel graphics that will have you at 30 fps 480 max

yo wanna play video games after schoool
nah bruh i got intel uhd that shit gone be laggy af

by ricardo stevenson August 21, 2022

bro intel

The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.

The male version of "ho intel."

Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.

by fuffies December 21, 2008

Intel Core i9-9980xe

A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.

Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 March 20, 2019

Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.

"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee

by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014