Uncle Tom

1. An someones uncle who's name is Tom, Thomas or Tommy
2. Racist derogatory term for an African American conservative/republican

1. I took the boat out to my Uncle Toms lakeside cabin last weekend.
2. Some blue haired freak called me an Uncle Tom because I voted for Ron Desantis last month

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 November 27, 2022

Private Investigator

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 08, 2019

Neurons

The only cells that Joe Biden doesn't have.

Joe Bidens dementia is making him, and therefore Americas culture, lose neurons in their brains every day

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 12, 2021

Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 01, 2021

Intel Core i9-9980xe

A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.

Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 March 20, 2019

Elephant in the room

One republican among a group of usually 10 or more democrats. The group usually tries to find the elephant in the room by looking for clues or hints the republican gives off. This is similar to the video game Among Us, where a group of crewmates look for one impostor. The impostor is in this case the elephant in the room (republican). He/she is called the elephant in the room because the elephant is the logo of the republican party.

Bill: I think there's an elephant in the room! Maybe its Olivia?
Olivia: ITS NOT ME are you crazy?
Mark: DISCUSS! Find the elephant in the room, and take him out!
*Bill, Olivia, Mark and the rest of the group try to single out the republican impostor

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 September 18, 2021

Republican

Contrary to almost every definition here, most of us aren’t actually evil, bigoted people the media shows. We just have opinions different from democrats. Also, just because someone is a trump supporter doesnt mean they are a Nazi or fascist. Some of them are, and those guys are the bad ones who make us good republicans look bad, and believe me we really dislike them. The bad ones are the anti vaxxers, racists, and greedy. There are assholes in both political sides. Alot of times we get called “phobic”, with the word “phobic” following whatever issue someone is a die-hard for (e.g. fatphobic, transphobic, etc.). This gets annoying, but we usually brush it off and forget, forgive and move on. Aside from that, were normal people just like you.

Republicans arent all bad people. Were not all truck-driving rednecks, flat earthers, or anti-vaxxers, or greedy capitalists.

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 November 16, 2021