fucktard 

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

fucktard by cm476 November 7, 2002

fucktard 

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!

fucktard by James Wyatt April 10, 2006

Fucktard 

Dumbass . There retarded people then there is fucktarded people. There is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people . When someone is so fucking stupid they can only be described as fucktarded.

OMG ! You are such a fucktard.

Fucktard by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktard 

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.

"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."

Fucktard by WrongCastle February 7, 2010

Fucktard 

1. A task that is unbelievably retarded
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.

Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded

2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos

Person1: Hey, did you see that fucktarded video of the guy who drank 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting?
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!

Fucktard by shitweasel October 20, 2019

fucktard 

same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.

fucktard by Seatthell January 31, 2007

fucktard 

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...

fucktard by Anonymous January 16, 2004