Fucktardis

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

Fucktardis

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021

Fucktardis

To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.

The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.

by Surly Hincece September 28, 2017

fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

by charmaineee March 12, 2008

fucktardiness

The act of being a fucktard

by Willc0 September 8, 2003

fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

fucktardiness

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008