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Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020
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fannybaws 

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence
"shut yer hole fannybaws"
fannybaws by chris January 7, 2005

fannybaws 

The word Fannybaws originates from Glasgow and is used as an insult to offend the "wee jakey bastard". This is commonly used in the areas around Glasgow and other parts of Scotland.
You're gettin' chibbed ya wee fannybaws
fannybaws by Holy Jebas May 30, 2006

Fannybaws 

A Scottish slang word, compound of the slang words fanny (female vagina) and baws (balls/testicles). [1. A slang word for female genitalia.
2. A soft insult which can be used in many different situations.
The insult can be used instead of cunt to lessen the impact of the insult, and can sometimes be used in an affectionate manner. i.e.

Haw, fannybaws, whit are you daein'?
See when ah see that wee fannybaws, ahm gonnae buy him a beer.

Etc, etc.
Fannybaws by TheBirdman July 27, 2006

fannybaws 

Usually someone who is a lesser human being, steals stuff off your table even if its just a roll up just for the sake of being a bawbag. Someone who is just there to have jokes made up about their very existence.
Can be used affectionately or derogatory
Alright fannybaws hows things mate?
Here fannybaws ma lighter out your pocket right now!
Er fannybaws coming now (you see hes now fannybaws because he took to long at the shop)
fannybaws by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

fannybaws 

derogatory term applicable to anyone failing to see the light
he's a fannybaws
fannybaws by Fog June 13, 2003

fannybaws 

NewAge term for twatface.

Originated in Glasgow.
"What do you think of Tony Blair? The man's a fannybaws!"
fannybaws by Andi wif an I December 28, 2004
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