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Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.
fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fannybaw 

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.
"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"
fannybaw by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

wee fannybaws 

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.
Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!
wee fannybaws by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016

fannybaws 

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence
"shut yer hole fannybaws"
fannybaws by chris January 7, 2005

fannybandits 

Referring to Homosexuals
Announcer: "On the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of homosexuals. A la isquierda del barco pueden ver unos, 'fannybandits'". --Family Guy
fannybandits by Richalex May 11, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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