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the past tense of being hit with a blunt object commenly a bottle or a brick.
used at least twice a day by each person in scotland
Man A Chibbed That Emo Wae Ma Empty Bucky Bottle Nae Bother
chibbed by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007
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To be chibbed is to hit with a blunt weapon

i.e a bottle

These blunt weapons include baseball bats, certain glass bottles and other blunt devices

See chibbing
Poor guy being 'chibbed' like that
chibbed by Duo maxwell2100 November 5, 2008

chibb/chibbed 

Often Heard outside chip shops in the citys of Scotland.Refers to the method of violence the would be assailent will use in his attack.(slashing/stabbing)
What ur you lookin at? Ill chibb ye ya cunt.
or.- Ah was up the toon an some schemie chibbed is when a wasnae lookin.
chibb/chibbed by doogs July 2, 2003

Wub Nub Chubbed 

When ur ewok cock gets its spring sprungfrom that spicy senorita siphoe
This siphoe layin back like dat gonna...too late. I got wub nub chubbed
Wub Nub Chubbed by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021
To have stolen from with a non-malicious intent.
I totally cribbed this list from LiveJournal.
cribbed by Moboid fo' MoBuck February 19, 2008
When a guy is turned on, but not quite ready to grab a couch pillow to awkwardly conceal his arousal- an erection that is safe for public consumption- i.e. not pitching a tent, but beginning to feel aroused.
When that girl with that fine ass bent over right in front of me to adjust the spoke nipples on her Fuji bicycle, I chubbed up a bit.
chubbed by Spinning Assassin April 16, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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