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A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”
Cruzer by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018

[Cruzer] 

One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
The perve in the white van is a cruzer
[Cruzer] by sneaky guido January 4, 2009

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

Police cruzer 

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

Hayden-Cruzer Effect

Similar to the Dunning-Kruger effect where dumb people with low self awareness are more likely to feel like they are smarter and smart people with self awareness feel they are dumb. The Hayden-Cruzer effect is when a person is aware of the Dunning-Kruger effect and believes they are smarter than other people as a result.
Joe thought he was the fucking smartest hot shit for telling people at work about the Dunning-Kruger effect while he himself was suffering from the Hayden-Cruzer effect.
Hayden-Cruzer Effect by Hayden-Cruzer September 27, 2026
A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies
Cruser is a badass
cruser by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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