Definitions by Theheckinmanuknow

Cruzer 

A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.

“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”

Cruzer by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018

hecap 

A large sized person or figure that laughs often too much. Also can be used in place of laughter

“Yo bruh that dudes a hecap bruh”
“Hahahahahaha” “HECAP HAHA”

hecap by Theheckinmanuknow January 17, 2018