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A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”
by Theheckinmanuknow January 19, 2018

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A large sized person or figure that laughs often too much. Also can be used in place of laughter
“Yo bruh that dudes a hecap bruh”
“Hahahahahaha” “HECAP HAHA”
by Theheckinmanuknow January 16, 2018

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