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A descriptive smiley added to posts on some online forums to show film noir type dramtic attitude, OR that the user is currently smoking something (such as cannabis, tobacco, crack, or jenkem).

Originates from BBcode tag for the smiley. Also seen as :smoke: and :smoke.
<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud ::smoke

... or ...

04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go ::smoke
::smoke by bustam04n December 5, 2010
Words you can keep
Beef, Trouble, Confrontation, Gun battle

Why you flexing boy, you don't want no smoke.
Why you flexing boy, you don't want no smoke.
smoke by MultiMillionaireLaFlare February 9, 2017
Related Words
To kill someone or to eliminate someone

To win a race
smoke by Lanna Cabana July 19, 2016
An activity that an avetard participates in 24/7. These dudes get baked on the daily and only think about the next time they will get high.
Yea, Froomie got more wax, we gonna smoke tonight.
smoke by TurnM3Up January 23, 2020
"DOOD. I just totally smoked you at Scrabble, Doug!" or "Put THAT in your pipe and SMOKE it!"
smoke by AdriannaH. March 18, 2007
smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"
I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it
smoke-_- by wellard April 26, 2004
Military Slang (all 4)
1) To order a subordinate do excercises until completely exhausted, often as a punishment.
2) To be, or to have body parts, in a condition of extreme exhaustion or muscle failiure, as a result of exercise.
3) Artillery fire, mortar fire, or fire from close air support aircraft, especially from the point of view of the Forward Observer and acompanying Infantrymen.
4) To run away, hide, or conceal oneself, either as if using smoke grenades, or while actually using them.
1) Private Smith was late for formation, so he got smoked all afternoon.
2) My arms are smoked, time to stop the push-ups and move on to sit-ups.
3) After a few minutes of exchanging small arms fire with the hostiles, our forward observer brought smoke on 'em and it was over.
4) The Battallion Commander was looking for someone to clean his office, so they popped smoke (they left quickly).
4a) We were out in the open and taking fire, so we popped smoke and withdrew into the woods.
smoke by SPCMD December 10, 2006
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