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Pat
A Pat is an epic and really cool dude that wants to help everyone he meets. He is caring and sweet, and will try his best everyday. But at the same time, he could be the scariest person ever. WARNING: DONT MESS WITH A PAT
Pat by HeyLookItsThatGuyOverThere March 17, 2017
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Pat
The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
Pat by LCPL USMC Ret. January 19, 2006
Pat
The word Pat is short for, Perfect, attractive and tempting. It is often used by girls, who finds a man very attractive.
pat
The coolest cat in town.
Pat
-Dude, check ou that chick, how fucking ugly.
-No way man, that is totally a guy.
-I think it is a Pat.
-No way man, that is totally a guy.
-I think it is a Pat.
Pat by pat hughes December 28, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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