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daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch 

A white girl asking a big black guy to come do 69 on her and cum on her tits
White girl: daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch
Black guy: ight hoe

It’s already more maths in zero lol 

It’s already more maths in zero lol
It’s already more maths in zero lol

your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.
Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies
your mom gay lol by lil booty wipe January 3, 2018
Gay lol is a very ancient phrase that has been repeated throughout the ages, it derives from ancient poetry and most simpletons do not understand it. Only men who watch Teletubbies will understand its humour.
Ms Heazlett is Gay lol
gay lol by HOBBLEYEET October 30, 2017

omg lol kid nub

A person who rules the lol kid nubs.
He is brave and powerful.
Person 1: How is he such a good leader?

Person 2: He is omg lol kid nub.

stooge LOL 

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he
After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.
stooge LOL by jpg3 August 17, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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