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Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Brother Maynard: Amen.
+O by Fairy Sacks November 23, 2003
+O(
An annoying face used on msn. It is supposed to show a sick person - with the "+" being crossed out eyes and the "O" being a swollen nose. The "(" is obviously the mouth.
It actually looks more like a one-eyed freak.
Plus if you tilt your head to the right it looks a little like the symbol for a female.
It actually looks more like a one-eyed freak.
Plus if you tilt your head to the right it looks a little like the symbol for a female.
+O by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
+O by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003
+O by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003
Eliza Coupe Is Father x-+o Mother Is Coupe Eliza
Eliza Coupe Is Father x-+o Mother Is Coupe Eliza by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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