'stache 

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

'stache by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010

'Stache 

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

'Stache by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004

stache 

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

stache by Light Joker March 27, 2005

stache 

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

stache by Justin August 15, 2003

stache 

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

stache by Scarlett June 13, 2004

Stache 

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

Stache by Jinglebells August 28, 2008

Stache 

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

Stache by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005