stachey 

when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair

fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.

stachey by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013

Stachey 

Having a larger than life confidence about yourself whilst having a mustache. Even if they shave the mustache they forget it's gone and the douche-bag personality continues.

Brad was being awfully Stachey today at lunch.

Stachey by ur2fatterthanme September 9, 2013

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!

I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!

Stachey’s Angels by MS.M-R April 10, 2020

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.

"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"

stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Smyrna 'Stache 

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

Smyrna 'Stache by Baxtastic November 25, 2009