stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

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When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

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stachetory rape

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

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When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.

Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.

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