stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

stacheitory by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

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stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

stacheitory by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

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stacheitory • stachetory rape • Stacheutory Rape

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

stachetory rape by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

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Stacheutory Rape

When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.

Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.

Stacheutory Rape by Big Dawg Dlx March 8, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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