Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.
by Jinglebells August 28, 2008

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
by BIRDMAN. November 09, 2005

Last night i have her a Stache.
by StagIsFunnee June 28, 2022

S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
by Emstuckhere December 02, 2014

by Light Joker March 27, 2005

by thewebguy March 07, 2005
