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A slang contraction of the word "hospital." It is a noteworthy coincidence that this is also the actual word for "hospital" in the Albanian language.

In certain neighborhoods of Philadelphia Pa, among emergency responders, it is a direct reference to two locations in Albert Einstein Medical Center: The ER, and the Fourth Floor Intensive Care Unit.
-That guy's really gettin' on my nerves, man

- Yeah, I think we gonna send him to the 'spital tonight, straight to da fourth floor.
Spital by changNgreen December 23, 2009
Spital is a simple slang for a Hospital.
Yo man, Richie just got shot, and he in the Spital.
Spital by Sean P.L. April 25, 2004
Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.
Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.
Ho-spital by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Tittle Spital 

OOPS! just lost a bit of tittle spital!
Tittle Spital by Alex Taylor April 7, 2008

Purity Spiral

A social ratchet effect within a community. A process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance relentlessly.

Not to be confused with 'virtue signalling', 'woke culture', or 'online mobs'.

A purity spiral can contain all of these things, but it is defined by the fact that it takes place in a defined community or society, where being purer-than-thou is always being rewarded, and holding a divergent, 'less pure' opinion is normally punished, a dynamic which leads to an inevitable escalation as only the most extreme can 'win'.

Could be anything, from Mao's Red Guard, to Neo-Nazis, to The Crucible, to Instagram knitting.
After Louise denounced Nike as bourgeois, the village fell into a purity spiral where first Nikes, then all sneakers, then all shoes, and later, socks, were burnt on a pyre by the villagers.

Foot amputations followed in the Spring.
Purity Spiral by pizzleswizzle January 30, 2020

spinal fart 

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
spinal fart by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010