12 definitions by Graven Sevagorn

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.
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when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.
I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.
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referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.
That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them
Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!
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when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
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when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.
I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.
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an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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