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'rutsy-roo by pentozali July 6, 2009
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The Ol' Rusty-Roo
The Ol' Rusty-Roo is performed in the most desperate times. The art Ol' Rusty-Roo dates back from eons and eons ago. The following are the steps you must take to perform the Ol' Rusty-Roo:
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.
5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.
5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.
The Ol' Rusty-Roo by FawkesDaMan November 10, 2017
Related Words
Rusty Rooster
Rusty Rooster by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014
Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar
A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.
If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.
To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)
Rusty roof, damp cellar,
Rusty roof, flooded cellar,
Rusty roof, mildew cellar.
damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.
To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)
Rusty roof, damp cellar,
Rusty roof, flooded cellar,
Rusty roof, mildew cellar.
damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?
yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?
uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?
uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar by bashatonic August 20, 2012
rusty rooster
When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"
rusty rooster by The_Hat February 17, 2008
Rusty Rooster
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.
Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
Rusty Rooster by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable