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husband: "All the raisin bagels were gone when I got there.
wife: hmm? 'mage! I told you to get to the bakery early! So, what was left?
'mage! by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021
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A skilled magic user who, unlike wizards and sorcerors, needs no staff as an outlet of his magic, but instead uses his hands.
The mage made a complicated sign with his hands, and a ball of darkfire erupted from his palm.
Mage by Detranova August 4, 2003
MA- Marginalized
GE - Gender

Often used in Leftist spaces.
Loki is nonbinary, which makes them a MAGE.
MAGE by Castellx November 4, 2019
The class in World of Warcraft that does crack, then goes and casts spells that split the god damn world in half.
Horde: "Let's take that guys, we have at least 20 horde here."
"Dude, that's a mage, do you want the world to die?"
Mage by Dr. Meowings April 19, 2010
A mage is a student at a college or university who pervasively disrupts the class ethic for his/her melodramatic behaviour.
I couldn't even get through the rest of the class because Justin was being such a mage.
mage by thefanthatgetshitbyshit. November 11, 2019
Highly Skilled Magic user. Also listed as Archmagus in the Dragonlance series of novels. White Robed Mages worship the Solinari.(white or silver moon (Good)

Red Robed mages for keeping the Balance between good and evil worship Lunitari (Red Moon)

Black Robed Mages, of evil worship Nuitari. The moon that sheds no light.
Most powerful Mage Raistlin Majere, the master of Past and Present

Another Mage to be feared was Fistandantilus
A person who has had sex until they are at the brink of death will gain the abilities of a mage. They are more powerful than any wizard, witch or sorcerer. They can destroy wizards.
Fuck like the animal you are and gain the magics of a mage and to destroy every wizard there ever was.
Mage by PosieMae September 30, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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