Detranova's definitions

bass

God. God played bass. It's as simple as that.

God was the drummer for "Heaven", until their bassist, Lucifer, got fired. Then, God had to fill in for Lucifer on bass.

by detranova February 5, 2005

Demon

Demons, unlike Daemons, are extra-dimensional creatures that often descend from rifts within the universe to feed upon raw energy, like that of the human brain. Demons are, in a way, similar to Gods, except that Gods are N-th dimensional beings, whileas Demons are limited in which dimensions they may traverse. Demons can often ascend into more dimensions by collecting enough raw energy from either organic beings or energy beings, so as to be able to break through the wall between dimensions. Once thought of as aliens, Demons are now known to have entered this solar system through an inter-dimensional rift near Titan. They have so far been able to infiltrate Area 51 and many other Government compounds, but the Political leaders of earth have struck a deal, allowing the Demons to feed on any organisms but humans first. They are of higher dimensions than we, so we are thus unable to percieve their true forms. They can appear as anything to us, even remain entirely invisible if they wish to.

His dreams were filled with nightmares of scaly-hided beasts with horned heads, and leathery wings. The one who could see demons, the demon-killer, had been awoken.

by detranova January 22, 2004

patriotic

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)

By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

George W. Bush

An empty shell; a host suitable for many different species of parasites, namely the Dick Cheyney species of giant cockroach.

Boy, that guy with cereberal palsy sure is a George W. Bush.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

Dick Cheyney

A newly discovered form of parasitic giant cockroach, it has been able to posses infect the brains of human beings and use tham as hosts, most notably George Bush Jr. and Sr., Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and Collin Powell.

Dick Cheyney has taken control of my brain.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

insult

A proven cure for depression.

Think of your own.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

Harry Potter

See Harry Pothead.
Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.

Harry? Oh, he lives in my head.

by Detranova July 28, 2003