Detranova's definitions

bass

God. God played bass. It's as simple as that.

God was the drummer for "Heaven", until their bassist, Lucifer, got fired. Then, God had to fill in for Lucifer on bass.

by detranova February 5, 2005

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Russian

1. A unit of measurment for vodka, or other highly alcoholic drinks.
2. Those who hail from the great nation of Russia (Which is part of the Soviet Union, which, despite popular belief, did not break up in the early 90's. You only think that! Muahahaha!).

1. I'll have 3 russian-fulls of vodka.
2. You Russian? I'm not! Asian power!

by detranova October 27, 2003

SAT

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.

@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Megadeth

Amazing band that is as good as Metallica any day.

Megadeth rocks!

by Detranova July 28, 2003

time

An imaginary term created by the rich and powerful to limit your activity.

Bill Gates doesn't need time.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

M16A2

The most widely known rifle in the world(next to the Kalashnikov AK47), the M16A2 is not fully automatic, but fires in three round bursts that are perfect for clearing rooms or long range attacks.

The M16A2 is comparable to the Kalashnikov AK74su.

by Detranova July 29, 2003