Detranova's definitions

patriotic

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)

By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

bass

God. God played bass. It's as simple as that.

God was the drummer for "Heaven", until their bassist, Lucifer, got fired. Then, God had to fill in for Lucifer on bass.

by detranova February 5, 2005

Masterkey

The Masterkey is a combination weapon featuring an M4 attached to a Winchester 12 gauge shotgun. It is named Masterkey for its common use as a door remover.

Have a locked door? Not anymore.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Summoner

A magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. The Summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. As a result, the Halz'da, Nuethare, and Luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by Summoners.

The Summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his Luthrozuul do the talking.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

XII

They are a fellowship bonded by the music they create. Their variety of sounds is wide, but most notable are their heavily distorted seven and twelve string guitars, their double-bass-drum-double-pedal configuration, and their heavily distorted five-string bass. The current XII is working to achieve what their ancestors and predecessors of the future could not, and to build up to that level of musical perfection.

XII is the fiber within your very soul, the virbrating cord withing your entity that provides the sweet music of life.

by detranova December 2, 2003

Frenchmen

Also known as frenchwomen, they are the genderless, spineless, nameless individuals who populate UN meetings and porno movies.

Holy sh*t! That frenchman can bend all the way forward!

by Detranova July 28, 2003