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where are you? 

If this is said numerous times in a day its because a persons partner doesn't trust where they are. They usually think their partner is cheating when in reality their partner is working their ass off to make money to have a comfortable life.
guy 1: Man can you believe my wife keeps calling me wanting to know where I'm at while I'm working? guy 2: What's up with that? guy 1: She has trust issues. I could care less about cheating. Seriously why would anyone want 2 women asking them " where are you?"
where are you? by jimmybomm June 1, 2020
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Where are you? 

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight
That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?
Where are you? by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser. 

The worst insult known to man.
Only use when you want to mentally destroy someone
Person 1: You're such a cunt!
Person 2: Well, where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

Where are you currently located? 

The grammatically correct way of saying," Where you at?"

where are you at?

the most common way to ask someone their location that only makes you sound dumb. the "at" is not needed and only prolongs a response cause the person being asked is rolling their eyes and sighing.
Jules: Ah yes; I expected your arrival 20 hours ago.
Verne: Yeah yeah yeah... I got caught up but we are close by.
Jules: Where are you at?
Verne: You mean, "Where are you?" Sheesh! Where are you at?
You say it like that all the time. It's, "where are
you?!" Get it right and call me back.

where-are-you-fromming 

a verb to describe an action where someone asks you 'where are you from'. It may have been a perfectly polite and legitimate question once upon a time, or in a sci fi series. In the era where we know for a fact we are one species, in an era of multiculturalism, cosmopolitanism, but also xenophobia and rampant anti-migrant/anti-refugee sentiments, racism and Brexit/Trumpism..., it is rude for any person with an IQ above a pizza to ask 'where are you from?'. Where-are-you-fromming is often used to imply you do not really belong wherever you are, make remarks on your accent, mock your linguistic skills, physical appearance (e.g. skin colour), or to embarass/intimidate you, especially if you are a cosmopolitan/anationalist/anti-nationalist person or someone who does not care where a person is from which is an increasingly complex question to answer
I went to a pub and straight after asking me about my name, he where-are-you-fromed me. I said Colwyn Bay, but he was not taking it for an answer. To shut him up, I insisted I do not believe in nationalities or nationalism, because they only bring misery and death to this world. Where-are-you-fromming just makes me sick.

where are you going? 

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
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