"speed bump"
"speed bump" by Craig266 November 13, 2007
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Speed bump
A speed bump is:
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
Speed bump by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021
SPEED BUMP
An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
SPEED BUMP by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009
Speed Bump
Speed Bump by Chili_Dawg_3000 July 30, 2022
speed bump
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
speed bump by Light Joker August 22, 2007
Speed Bump
Speed Bump by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
speed bump
1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. A fat ass
2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot
2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.
3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.
3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
speed bump by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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