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He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”

j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.

father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc

j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS

you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)

j is the way

You cannot delay the j

Shelly left Robby because only j is bae

j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as

j
j by Ribbitrunit November 5, 2022
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LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.

whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player

@juniortrooper69
EXAMPLE:

j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else

j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality

j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!

“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world

j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance
j by GrungeNgo November 4, 2022
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Jame • Jack • Josh • jacob • J.O.E • Jordan • jake • justin • Johns • jesus
Most iconic j of all time. Kid who’s up to no good yet keeps y’all mfs coming back more

j is out of reach yet appears when he pleases, ladies get ready for your man to cry like a little girl at the sight of j who will steal you anyway

any other impersonator of j does a huge disservice to the name. Only j is the j
EXAMPLE:

One and only j is j itself

“j stole my friends girl and showed her off to him after he impregnated her and her sister”

don’t mess with j unless you’ve lived your last day
j by Sidewalkers November 5, 2022
Junior Grimes, Old J, big J, or Dr J, junifer morningsnout, june wick, etc. whatever you wish to call junior that’s what he is.

the one and only rap king of rhyme who enjoys chaos and destruction. The illest mf of all eras.

The last guy you’d expect to be a rapper but the first thing you imagine when you hear the word “chaos” or “omnimalevolent” for J Grimes is da wickedest and comin from the underground, so keep your eyes peeled for even you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there
Who is J? You mean J Grimes the forbidden one???

That J is a bad influence and a suspicious little bastard who’s goals are first and everyone else is secondary, no one is above him, for J everyone and everything is beneath him. A true egomaniac

J is a rapper and jack of all trades but mostly a rebellious outcast

Junior Grimes is J
J by Misfired December 11, 2021
person 1:hi
person2:j
person1:*dies
j by poopyfootlettuce73 December 6, 2020
joking

A tone indicator placed at the end of online messages to show that they are said in a joking manner, not to be taken seriously.
A: I hate people who curse. If you've ever said a bad word, block and unfollow me right now. /j
/j by demonkoala October 14, 2020
on your own. commonly used while on phone or txting
im on my j's
be on your j's
[J] by B247E January 4, 2005
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