9 definitions by Misfired

underground SoundCloud rapper aka “the real life joker” who’s making moves from below.
J grimes is the same as junior grimes,

Junior grimes is bae
by Misfired December 11, 2021
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An internet fuckboi whom lusts after every girl he meets, quite infamous and illegal in terms of his activities as he enjoys chaos and ascension of his own power meaning nothing his off limits. Grimes is many things yet none of them as his form is ALWAYS shifting, a jack of all trades and ambiguous force of mystery.

Rapper,singer and former PI. Also rumored to have mastered every skill known to man

Junior grimes makes YouTube videos but is mostly just an arrogant player that does whatever tf he wants whenever he wants.

A rebellious philosopher yet egomaniacal villainous kid to say the least.

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Junior Grimes: I don’t expect anyone to bow down to me

People: well good,

Junior Grimes: but YOU WILL >:)

People: *gasps*

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Junior grimes is chaos incarnate and is the master of ambiguity with the ability to become anything he wants, except normal, I mean maybe if he practiced his skills more he’d pull it off flawlessly

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Girl 1: I hate junior grimes but I love him too

Girl 2: sounds about white, er I mean right
by Misfired November 25, 2021
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Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy
EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout
by Misfired December 13, 2021
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Comic book based on British actor junior grimes who becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and entire corrupt police force.

Went viral online after only 2 months, considered the greatest fan made batman related work EVER.

a violent graphic novel serving as a metaphor for endless batman reboots as well as what it truly takes to be the batman, (ie. mental illness, insanity and the willpower to keep going)

rumored to have been seen by ben affleck
The batman (jr grimes) is the dark knight of Batman fan made stories but to call it “fan made” would be insulting to it.

The batman (jr grimes) was released in 2019
by Misfired December 3, 2021
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professional or scientific name for old J (“junifer morningsnout, “june wick”, junior, j grimes, etc)

Not to be confused with mediocre basketball legend dr j, but the REAL DR J , is an unfiltered villainous tik toker who seeks to bring his schemes into fruition.

Dr J is a former college student who is a jack of all trades type character who does experiments and plots schemes (usually sexual themed or outright violent) and is aided by willybone who acts as his Brains and occasionally consultant.

Junior grimes is Dr J and his catchphrase is “paging dr J, baby, huh! It’s recommended you take double doses of me super sized!”

Dr J = junior (junior Grimes)
Dr J is a multi purpose individual with many mysterious origins, known as junior the egomaniac amongst certain crowds and the internet due to his infamy

Dr J is recommended by 10 out of 10 woman

…sometimes 11 or more
by Misfired December 9, 2021
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The internet kid and notorious emo villain or jack of all trades (if you will) known as “j Grimes” (june wick, old J, junifer , king of rhyme)

The only guy without a filter who says what’s on his mind and enacts his chaotic schemes but by the time he tells you it’s too late to stop him.

soundcloud rapper and suspected criminal who’s the poster boy for destruction and disorganized crime.
Any definition of big J that praises or strokes juniors ego is accurate

Dr J is synonymous with Big J, a rebellious edge lord that plows your girlfriend as she cries for more!

Big J could be referring to juniors thing or himself, either way it’s the correct way to refer to him as

Make an appointment

Schedule an interview

Cuz yall know what big J’s about to do

Big J is a force to be reckoned with!
by Misfired December 12, 2021
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1. The illest outcast rapper of any era
2. Rejected Australian kid named junior

3. When one is too unrelatable to the point of godhood

4. to be extremely offensive and have no filter

5. when someone is awful at rapping

6. Synonym for chaos, destruction or evil
EXAMPLE:

1. J Grimes is the answer to when society asks for a loser or reject to represent hip hop

2. Last time I went to Australia I ran into j Grimes just as he was swimming off the coast to escape

3. bro you’ve got no struggles it’s like your not even human your so J grimes

4. That comedian is so reckless he’s such a j grimes

5. “I better not try to become a rapper or ill become a next J grimes

6. I’m going to bring forth J grimes on earth!!!!!!!

J grimes is eternally notorious
by Misfired December 17, 2021
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