dooce

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

by Marz November 17, 2004

dooce

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced

Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.

by Ryan M. March 15, 2005

dooce

"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.

Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**

by Kay November 7, 2004

dooce

to be afflicted with constipation

"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."

by Angela L. September 13, 2005

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by simon January 31, 2005

Dooberry

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.

"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."

by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022