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A doocee is when u take a shit
And it comes out runny but also
Hard at the same time
Your taking a shit. It comes out runny and hard at the same time
That is a doocee
doocee by Bip bop bup February 21, 2019
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To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.
dooce by Marz November 17, 2004
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Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)
Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)
dooced by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005
A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.
Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!
dooced: to lose one’s job because of one’s website.
Dude, I heard Janey got dooced last week.
dooced by daveeee October 29, 2004
An item or piece of machinery that depending on your point of view will invoke joy or simply help complete a task faster or better.
-Hey I just got back from Wal-Mart and picked up that doowee to help cook my fries. -I went and picked up that doowee at the TSC to help blow these leaves off the roof. -I made this doowee to help me bleed my brakes.
doowee by DarkSkyline November 5, 2013
"Hey, if you're ever in New York, you should stop by my crib... we can smoke a bone or boot a doojee."
Doojee by hippo322 February 16, 2004
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