Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*
1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.
See asshole.
2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.
1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."
"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"
2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*