doocebag

The opposite of douchebag. Describes a extremely likable and cool person.

He is a doocebag, not a douche.

by Wcsu2013 April 30, 2016

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."

"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"

by old greggggg March 28, 2009

doucebagary

partaking in the action of being a doucebag.

The republican uprising on tax day was nothing more than utter doucebagary.

by howlinscot April 15, 2009

Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

doucebagery

basically, it means bullshit.

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005

Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011