schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.

He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.

by bruski July 3, 2004

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Schlup

A person having minimal motivation.

A person who never takes the initiative to complete a task.

This person is all around lazy.

This person is considered to be a burden on society.

What exactly have you done all day long, you schlup?!?!

And you didn't do anything about that?!?-You Schlup!

by Goodgrrrl May 19, 2005

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015