Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.
Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"
Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"
A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Disgavage is the opposite of force-feeding; thus, it is the expulsion of chewed food out the back of the neck through a plastic tube. Disgavage is the principle technique used to combat the syndrome encapsulated by the phrase "My mouth wants more food, but my stomach does not."
I'm so full, but this cake is so yummy!
Oh, that's fine, you can just disgavage afterwards.