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dispaRAT
Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.
Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"
Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"
Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"
dispaRAT by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021
Related Words
Disparage • decline disparagement • Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt • Disfarage • Disparaging • PARTIALLY DISPARATE • desparate • disparatchio • distragedy • Desparate Douchebag
Disparaging
/di-'sper-i-jing/
word of origin : Disparage (noun)
1 to lower in rank or reputation : DEGRADE
2 to depreciate by indirect means (as invidious comparison) speak slightingly about
adj : Disparaging
word of origin : Disparage (noun)
1 to lower in rank or reputation : DEGRADE
2 to depreciate by indirect means (as invidious comparison) speak slightingly about
adj : Disparaging
Disparaging by Vincent Vinyard December 7, 2006
estoy disparando mi lazer
estoy disparando mi lazer by sB129 October 22, 2008
Desparate Douchebag
A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009
dispare
dispare by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021
Disgavage
Disgavage is the opposite of force-feeding; thus, it is the expulsion of chewed food out the back of the neck through a plastic tube. Disgavage is the principle technique used to combat the syndrome encapsulated by the phrase "My mouth wants more food, but my stomach does not."
Disgavage by BEST INVENTOR EVER May 1, 2011
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