Jerk Occupied 

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011

jerk sock 

a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.

i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom

jerk sock by symple jack January 10, 2009

jerk off 

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."

jerk off by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

jerk off 

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

jerk off by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.

Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.

jerk jelly by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016

jerk rag 

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

jerk rag by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005

jerk ass 

an insult used as a quick comeback

Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass

jerk ass by Terrell February 23, 2005