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a phrase that is said when a person has a butt that looks nice & hard to not look at, typically said by guys but can be also said by girls, if they're into that stuff.
Logan:damn delilah! dat ass!
Will:can i get a slice of that?
John:lol you losers go get a gf
Will,Abraham,Logan,Andrew,&Chad: John shut the fuck up!!
Delilah:guy fights... really.
Alyssa: I agree.
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.
Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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A usually white substance that looks like salt but can be easily differed from due to it's sweet taste. this gives a quick burst of energy & usually makes kids hyper due to their small capacity for sugar. it's usually on candies & drinks.
Yun: i want Sugar now!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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a word that is usually said when you touch something hot/hit something painful or to sympathize for someone's pain
Cal: ouch, i stubbed my toe!
Jack:Ouch, that must hurt.
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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when somebody acts in a manner that is uncommon/strange
Deshawn: you weird as fuck dude
Alyssa: no wonder Delilah doesn't like you..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.
Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
by a wild bandaid May 6, 2017
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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
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