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a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.
bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?
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by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017

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A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.
Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
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by a wild bandaid May 05, 2017

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a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.
Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.
by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017

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a phrase that is said when a person has a butt that looks nice & hard to not look at, typically said by guys but can be also said by girls, if they're into that stuff.
Logan:damn delilah! dat ass!
Will:can i get a slice of that?
Abraham:nice...
John:lol you losers go get a gf
Will,Abraham,Logan,Andrew,&Chad: John shut the fuck up!!
Delilah:guy fights... really.
Alyssa: I agree.
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a word that is usually said when you touch something hot/hit something painful or to sympathize for someone's pain
Cal: ouch, i stubbed my toe!
Jack:Ouch, that must hurt.
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When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker
Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?
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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
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