a bitch who makes fun of and belittles others in order to feel better about herself, a shallow bitter hag who is completely full of herself yet extremely jealous of other women who have better looks or get more attention than she does, the biggest threadshitter in all the universe
by Bill Brasky February 23, 2005
Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005
by Bill Brasky June 11, 2004
n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!
by Bill Brasky October 04, 2004
A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.
by Bill Brasky March 04, 2005
This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"
Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004
n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.
by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005