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kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
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Kojack Moment 

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

Kojack Moment by Saeid March 29, 2008
noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.
"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

kojackulation 

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.
I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.
kojackulation by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway
The kojack arrested the drug dealer.
kojack by Drug dealer October 30, 2013
Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter
That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking
Kojacking by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015
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