witstone 

A person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. Analogous to a whetstone for knives. A witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the English language).

John said, "Everything I do makes this computer crash." When I replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. John is such a witstone.

witstone by crosvenir April 3, 2011

Ray Winstone 

A cockney actor who actually has his East End accent in real life, because he comes from Hackney.
Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.

Ray Winstone is a geezer's geezer, who brings out the Cockney in all of us. Rub-a-dub, brown bread etc.

Ray Winstone by avfc_08 October 21, 2008

Winstone Bogarde 

To be one lazy fucker.

Pronounce Winstone BO-HARDER.

Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.

Winstone Bogarde by Aaron Gill May 4, 2005

winstone 

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.

the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'

winstone by max levy October 8, 2004

winstoned 

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

winstoned by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

Winstoned 

When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.

Bro, that note winstoned me! Pass me a paper £20 instead.

Winstoned by JoeySquie January 11, 2020

winstoned 

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

winstoned by re-rezzed May 11, 2017