Definitions by JoeySquie

Diphthong 

An absolute dipshit who wears a thong.

See that diphthong over there! What an absolute tool!

Diphthong by JoeySquie April 29, 2021

Whippage 

A “football world” term used to describe whipping the ball using spin. In the real world, a semi flaccid penis whipping a face.

Man, that girl took some serious whippage last night!

Whippage by JoeySquie November 1, 2020

Winstoned 

When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.

Bro, that note winstoned me! Pass me a paper £20 instead.

Winstoned by JoeySquie January 11, 2020

wainboshing 

Ramming vegetables up a consenting sexual partner’s bottom with a mallet.

My friend gave his lover a good wainboshing with a squash and mallet.

wainboshing by JoeySquie June 6, 2018